19.May.13 16 hours ago

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke, via profashionall)

19.May.13 16 hours ago
19.May.13 16 hours ago

profashionall:

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

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19.May.13 16 hours ago

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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19.May.13 16 hours ago
19.May.13 16 hours ago
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